A Message of Encouragement.

To my LOSERs: This is usually the moment when a leader would make some sort of stirring speech to raise flagging morale. I am not going to do that because I am not a leader. I am just as frightened and confused as all of you. Instead, here is some truth.

We will get though this. It is going to be confusing, and stressful, and unpleasant. Despite this, we will be OK. We are here for each other. Over two days we have accumulated and disseminated more information than the useless administration at Dowling.

I will readily admit that I started LOSER initially just to get snacks for the games we were playing in the Tutoring Center and to pull a prank on the SGA. We had small meetings at first and drank too much coffee. It quickly grew into more than that, and very soon it will grow again. We WILL be expanding LOSER into more than just a college gaming club. I want you to know now that we will be having a meeting shortly, once the initial chaos has started to subside and we can get people to show up.

I may have started LOSER, but very early on it was obvious it didn't belong to me. It belongs to all of you. We are all LOSERs, and the closing of Dowling will not stop us. I want all of you, no matter where you end up, to start a branch of LOSER together.

In closing, someone go take a shit on Inserra's porch for 300 bonus points.